We were all very busy this past week, so no poetry this month! I know, I know. We apologize. Instead, we get questions asked and predictions are made in a clearcut manner! What a concept! Read on for more.
We were all very busy this past week, so no poetry this month! I know, I know. We apologize. Instead, we get questions asked and predictions are made in a clearcut manner! What a concept! Read on for more.

This is the greatest pay per view poster ever.
This is NOT the greatest pay per view lineup ever.
Click the link below to read why we think mongooses and angry baking Canadians are somewhere in our future!
It’s PPV time! KB, CL, and DS have returned to offer our humorous/informative (lack of) insights with all of you! You’re welcome! (Thanks, Perry Saturn! *thumbs up*).
Here they are!
Steel Cage Match: World Champion Daniel Bryan d. The Big Show and Mark Henry (Bryan climbs over the cage, Show grabs him by the hand, Bryan dangles before Show loses his grip).
Bonus Divas Eight Man Match: The Divas of Doom and The Bella Twins d. Kelly Kelly, Eve Torres, Alicia Fox, and Tamina (Beth hits the Glam Slam on Kelly for the pin).
John Cena vs. Kane: Double countout. After brawling in the back, Kane hits a wheelchair bound Zack Ryder with a Tombstone piledriver and chokeslams Cena.
Bonus Match: Brodus Clay d. Drew McIntyre (Pin after the running crossbody block; I’ll call it by its name once they settle on one).
WWE Championship: CM Punk (c) d. Dolph Ziggler (pinfall after the GTS; Johnny Ace, in a funny moment to me, helps to count the pin with the official referee).
The Royal Rumble: Sheamus tosses runner-up Chris Jericho out to be victorious. Randy Orton and The Big Show round out the final four.