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Well, it was a month ago, but Chris finally got around to writing a report of the WWE Live Event he went to! Spoiler: he had a really good time!

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We were all very busy this past week, so no poetry this month! I know, I know. We apologize. Instead, we get questions asked and predictions are made in a clearcut manner! What a concept! Read on for more.

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This is the greatest pay per view poster ever.

This is NOT the greatest pay per view lineup ever.

Click the link below to read why we think mongooses and angry baking Canadians are somewhere in our future!

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Crazy busy today, so this is going up way late. Still, I think it’s funny and its best not to waste the work we put in it. Also: guest writer!

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It’s PPV time! KB, CL, and DS have returned to offer our humorous/informative (lack of) insights with all of you! You’re welcome! (Thanks, Perry Saturn! *thumbs up*).

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Another Wrestlemania has come and gone. Did you miss it? Here’s what happened!

1. Pre-show (via wwe.com) WWE Tag Team Championship Match:

Epico and Primo defended their tag team championship against The Usos and Justin Gabriel/Tyson Kidd when Primo pins an Uso after a Backstabber.

And on with the PPV!

2. World Championship:

Sheamus pinned Daniel Bryan in 18 seconds after a Brogue Kick (Bryan needed a good luck kiss from AJ) to become the new World Heavyweight champion!

3. Kane pinned Randy Orton after a chokeslam off the second rope.

4. Intercontinental Championship:

The Big Show pinned Cody Rhodes after a WMD punch to win the IC title and get his Wrestlemania moment.

5. Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos defeated Eve Torres and Divas Champion Beth Phoenix when Maria pinned Beth with a rollup.

6. The Undertaker pinned Triple H after a Tombstone

7. Team Johnny won and gave John Laurinaitis control over both shows after The Miz pinned Zack Ryder with the Skull Crushing Finale (Eve provided a distraction to “inadvertently” help Team Rudo).

8. WWE Championship:

CM Punk made Chris Jericho submit to the Anaconda Vice to retain his title.

9. The Rock pinned John Cena after a Rock Bottom.

The biggest show of the year is here and the Street Smark crew is back to give you all of our predictions. Join Kevin, Chris, and Donnie for a quick run down of the show!

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